Concerning SaiChan3687's art meme. Since I have no artistic talent, I must settle for a literary approach =_= orz.

1) Homeroom Teacher: Miss Liechtenstein
2) Literacy Teacher: Mr. Łukasiewicz (Poland)
3) Math Teacher: Mr. Galante (Latvia)
4) Science Teacher: Mr. Holland
5) PE Teacher: Mr. Wang (China)
6) Music Teacher: Mr. Carriedo (Spain)
7) Art Teacher: Mr. Li (Hong Kong)
8) Crush: Iceland
9) Sex Ed Teacher: Mr. Oxenstierna (Sweden)
10) Counselor: Miss Braginski (Ukraine)
11) Lover: Denmark
12) Tutor: Ludwig (Germany)
13) Grade: E

2. "To, like, be, or totally not to be. That is SO the question!" Shakespeare is rolling around in his grave

4. "These two chemicals release heat energy when mixed, Mr. Holland, making it an exothermic reaction."
"Yeah, yeah, but can you smoke it?!"
"..."

5. Considering his national sport is winning gold medals, I think I'm in good hands He's in good shape for someone who's 4,000 years old!

7. Hong Kong, teaching the art of Manhwa o-o Scary thought.

8/11. Does this make me Norway? Actually, the first round I tried, I got that my crush is Cuba and my lover is America, and I thought, "That is wrong on SO many levels!" so I had to mix it up again.

9. I don't know whether to feel more embarrassed for myself or for Berwald. Poor Sweden

10. If Ukraine was my counselor, I have a feeling each session would end up with me listening to all of her problems and giving her advice, trying to make her feel better Maybe she should consider a change of career.

12. "Listen up! There will be no loafing or goofing off during our sessions! You will show discipline and improve these grades by the end of the quarter! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!"
"Y-Yes s-sir...!"
"SIT UP STRAIGHT!"
"Eep!"

13. I do believe this was given in Mr. Łukasiewicz's Literacy Class. If you're not careful, Poland, Arthur will come and feed you a scone~